229- THE WORLD'S MOST FASCINATING HISTORY MYSTERIES #9...."CROP CIRCLES....!"......

Absolutely...excitingly...fascinating history mystery CROP CIRCLES!
WE long for anything that is magical in nature, unexplainable, especially these unique works of art inscribed in...in fields of crops like wheat and corn. They, whoever or whatever, pushed their creative accomplishments far beyond our ability to comprehend their actual creation simply deserve the highest artistic merit! Are the "artists" from "another world?"....PLEASE google to CROP CIRCLES/PICTURES as soon as you can, to "see" some fascinating pics from an airplane, before we go any farther here.

HOAX?...or the McCoy, whatever that may be.

Back in 1991 two retired landscape painters, Englishmen, admitted to their hoax! They claimed to use a board attached to a rope hanging from their necks by one of them holding on to the cord to determin the radius and the other one had the other end. And they would stomp the crop down with that 1+ meter board. The wheat or oats were bent over not crushed. Later, however, when pressed for details, the two could not even draw a proper complex design from memory, not could they tell exactly where the field designs were located! Hoax?
We could label them "the croppies."
The crop circles were not found just in Great Britain but around the world, like China, Russia, Australia and South Africa and often close to ancient sacred sites. People began visiting the new art creations to meditate, pray and even dance. Farmers began, also, to charge a bit of change to view. An "energy recorder" was brought in, checking to see if the fields possessed a natural aura of special energy, being the supernatural reason for the intricate designs appearing overnight in fields.
History records a woodcut back in the laate 1700s showing the devid mowing a field into an intricate geometric pattern. More and more complex patterns were revealed with multiple circles and elaborate pictograms. Later, complex mathematical complexes, with precisely executed shapes appeared, especially in Great Britain.
Anyone seen Mel Gibson's movie "Signs"?

So...anyone want to secretly create your own crop circle in your area?
1) secure a stake...hammer it into the field in the the center of your crop circle. Oops, first you have to figure out how to walk out into the firld without leaving any traces of being there and getting back...has to be late at night, too!
2) bring along a rope to tie to the stake...stretch to the end of the circle plan.
3) need, of course, a pal at the end of the rope to make a perimeter by walking in a circle around the stake.
4) drag a 1+ meter flat board or heavy pipe over the crop to flatten the plants in your design.
5) you can be artistic by leaving sections of the wheat or oats undamaged outside your first circle.

WAIT a freaking minute! All of this activity has to be accomplished on the ground, no airplanes allowed...AND completed before the sun even thinks about rising, too, in ONE nigh. I do know of a couple of guys who pondered the plan of executing a CROP CIRCLE along Ironbound Road in Williamsburg, Va. before New Town was built...they abandoned the project as not being, uh, feasible.

My suggestion is to let the "spirits" take over, using some type of gravitational energy system! Anyone know, right off hand, the toll-free number to call home to that ET guy?