262- WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR CHIA PETS?....

They became......(drum roll)....TOPSY TURVY, the upsidedown wonder!
YOU supply the plants...YOU supply the soil! And, in a short time, when you look out your back door, you will have beautiful red tomatoes that are growing out of those holes. All you have to do is water and pick...all summer. All you initially have to do is make one(?) payment of $19.95 + that neat extra S&H fee when a 2nd one comes with the first one.
If you produce 50 fruit, tomatoes, it's only costing you 80-cents each +, not counting those neat extra S&H fees, tomato plants and potting soil costs. I'm surprised that you can receive a hanging container for $19.95, however.

Thinking back to a simpler society.....can I still adopt a Chia Pet in 2009? Will my Mood Ring still tell me if today is "happy"? Will today be sunny for Hula Hooping this afternoon? Are your Pound Puppies safely stored away in the attic? And, more importantly, are your Beanie Babbies and those cuddly Cabbage Patch dolls still being adopted out and about American society?