Yes, this native Virginian predicts, uh, S-N-O-W for my little town of Williamsburg, the Colonial Capital, this winter!
Signs have been coming up like sweet corn in the spring, like the neat smell of mint wafting about in an old country spring. The "wooly bullies" are growing heavy whiskers, and the face in the full moon last night had "love handles" on both sides.
The official Almanac of West-By-Gosh-Virginia for 1917 predicted that their next-door-neighbor, Virginia, in the winter of 2008, would see more than one of those wimpy dustings. And it's been three or four years, too, since the last snowfall! Yep, the Colonial Capital of Virginia gets a good traipsing-around-in-S-N-O-W every three or four years! Still haven't 'ciphered' whether it will come early in November, like it does sometimes, or around Christmas, but more likely between January and February of '09!!! So, get your ear muffs, gloves and boots ready.....
Yes, all of this predicting comes courtesy of pure scientific knowledge.....I think.
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