83- AMERICA NEEDS A BIT OF SILLINESS and ABSURDITY, EH?....

A) What if we changed the names of our virile and tough sports teams: ...to the Detroit Butterflies?
B) ...to the New York Kitty Cats?
C) ...to the Dallas Flapjacks?
D) What if every driver in America suddenly remembered where their car's turn signals were located, and they used it to properly turn?
E) Wouldn't it be rather neat if everyone in American society looked out for our 'elderly' as if they were their own respected grandparent?
F) Could we move the Eiffel Tower to Navarre, Ohio?
G) Will the WORLD finally realize that China pulled some unethical stunts this summer by lying about some of the gymnasts being 16?...the girls are not to blame, though, they were told to participate. But it appears as if China will get away with the cheating at the Olympics...how do we, Americans, tell our young people that the World let China cheat and our youth played by the rules?...eh?
H) Does an 'egg cream' have an egg and ice cream in it?
I) When observing an aquarium, why do some elite poke at the fish?
J) What if you ordered a Big Mac at a drive-thru...and asked them to delete the two patties...also delete the cheese and the sauce...and then to scrape off all of the sesame seeds on the top of the roll?.....well?
K) Paint the Golden Gate Bridge a soft purple color?...or a bold paisley?
L) Has a 'boogieman' ever lived under your bed?
M) What if they gave a WAR and nobody came?
N) Do you spread on the peanut butter first or the Smucker's for your 'wich?
O) Have you ever chased a rainbow...and found one of the ends?
P) Do you remember your absolute fave Halloween costume as a kid?...why does it seem like the kids have all of the fun on October 31st?
Q) Is our national icon, the Statue of Liberty, located in New York City?.....(nope, New Jersey!).
R) How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky...Louieville or Louisville?....(sorry, it's pronounced Frankfort).
S) Should a S'MORE be officially voted in by billions of Americas as our fave
finger lickin', lip smackin' snack?...e-mail any camper you've ever known!
T) Aha...what do we call that little dot over an "i"? (Try a "tittle"....)
U) I forgot...when we reached New Year's Day in the year 2000, did all of our computers crash or what?
V) When was the last time you experienced a "brain freeze" from eating ice cream too fast?...or slurping a Slurpee too quickly?
W) An ice cream cone....do you always lick around the edges with your tongue OR bite into it?...or an equal amount of licks and bites?
X) How many noodles, average, are in a can of regular-size Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup? The company years ago actually counted them!
Y) At a Baskin-Robbins, when you order a sundae, do you get a half red cherry or a whole one on the summit?
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