6- The PEE-CHILL FACTOR!....GOT IT?....

a) Some of us have it, most don't!
b) And I just didn't understand the real significance of this unusual phenomonon, but now a science teacher in Montana has identified the very personal shiver experienced by over 27.7% of the population in America. I have given it, finally, a label: THE PEE-CHILL FACTOR!
c) It would be virtually impossible to check every American to compile a complete set of stats. And to check whether any other culture outside America experiences the brief 'quiver shiver', much less breaking the therory down into gender stats.
"Excuse me, ma'am, we're doing an exit poll here at the Garth Brooks Concert intermission. Did you, by an chance, experience quiver shiver when you urinated a minute or three ago?"
"Sir, don't take this the wrong way, but, while standing here in line with 11 other guys looking straight ahead, did you experience any degree of 'quiver shiver'?"
"You did?
d) See what I mean? This very scientific experiment tells me that the Pee-Chill Factor exists, also, because at least eleven to twenty-two others have confessed to a 'quiver shiver' at an exit poll at a county fair fish fry last summer using a porta-potty in the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia.
c) Oh, by the way, have you ever experienced a "qs" in your daily life? The scientist in Montana is still pondering on exactly what it all means. Does it mean that you partook of fresh asparagus for supper? Well, maybe it means that running water near you has that subtle effect of creeping into your mind, producing a sudden urge to 'guiver shiver'? Of course, if that is true, the next time you host a Niagara Falls boat trip under the Falls or play a highly competive game of miniature golf or dine on a CHOCOLATE ice cream 'wich, you just may have a nonstop, all consuming 'guiver shiver' when you privately urinate! And bless you!!