417- CAN I JUST WANDER INTO OUR WHITE HOUSE AND THEN INTO A "STATE DINNER" WITHOUT AN INVITATION?.....

FLASH: Yes, Otis P.T. Suggins and his wife, Mavis, from Stingy Hollow, were the two who slipped into the White House dinner Tuesday night without an invitation, unchallenged. They did have to leave "Molasses", their bluetick hound, outside by a Lafayette Park tree, who proceeded to bay at the D.C. moon for the next two hours! The 'Quatch family, good friends from Hominy Grits Hollow, turned down going with the Suggins. They, instead, stayed back up in the Hollow to deep-fry 'possum for the local "Turkey Trot Dance" supper. Sass, Hassie and Mytle, along with "Tree", their Maine coon cat, enjoyed the Hollow vittles before the dance. Sass 'Quatch, the father, was said to be have been mighty proud of his family for dancing up a storm after the supper! By the way, it did rain a bit after the entire Hollow retired for the 'citing evening.